Translated By MT
The universe
A vast expanse of space and matter.
It includes everything we see and everything we know.
Since the beginning of time, we wonder how it came to be...
A very well orchestrated plan?
A series of random events...
Or something much much dumber
The Ice Age : Collision Course
It's a beautiful day up here at the ice.
Father dispute with daughter on the supremacy of hockey.
- Fruits against Manny! - Mammoth against mammoth!
Will you two quiet?
- Ok - Evil!
The mammoth striker demolishes the rink.
There is another player so confident, so gracious...
So desperate to score !
It feint to the right, left...
He fient without having a plan
What happened? Lose something
What is this stench I'm feeling? It's Manny!
It's Manny! Stinky!
Okay, hairball. Let's see what you got.
You ask for it
Yes! She dominated... again!
Oh please, I were easy on you. It's called good parent.
Your right face it. I'm the ice queen now.
You talk a big talk How about Best of three?
Yes! Touchdown! Wait, is not this...
What is it? Hole in one!
- Julian! - Sorry.
- I've scored a goal Did you see me? - Yes! You were amazing.
- Take care! - This ice is very slippery.
Type, mega hyper ice cream.
But I'm getting better, right ?
Ok Let's play later.....
She wiped your butt again, right?
And with a butt that size, that is a whole lot of wiped
No one was wiped. No wipe...
It was just a loving father sharing strategy with his only daughter.
I did not know that sick was a strategy
Let us show them how it is done
You going down, buddy
For you, my future mother in law... Flowers!
- Like brightness of the sunshine. - Ist sunshine natural sunshine ?
Thank you, Julian. it's been so long since anyone give me flowers,
But you will marry our daughter, you do not have to keep bringing presents.
But it makes me happy! And for you, my guru, my rock
My favorite mammoth, I will give you the greatest gift of all....
Wait... What are you doing?
Come on dad Bring it in
I can feel your heart beating.
Ok ! it's enough of that
You better get used to it. They will live right next door.
Come on, Julian. You want to go?
Actually, you would not help me with the thing?
Oh right! The thing! We have to do the thing.
- I can do the thing. - No!
It is a girl thing
Why would not you go and do a guy thing?
You do not spend enough time with your friends.
- I don not? - See you later...
On the special day... Ok
Have you told them about our decision yet ?
No, I'm waiting for the right time.
Come on, Romeo. Walk with me.
I'll watch the butterflies coming out of thier cocoon.
- Really? - No
Bye, honey!
I remember when Manny and I were used to be like that.
I do not. Love them, leave them and take half of everything.
That's my motto.
My love...
So many ladies have tried and failed
When trying to set on the stallion.
But i want to share everything with you
You are the wind beneath my fleas
The rheum of my eyes.
Will you be my partner forever?
Sid?
Sidney, where are you?
Francine!
I have to ask you...
I need to ask you something
- Will you marry... - You can stop right there.
- I breaking up with you - What?
But i planned for our whole future! Our marriage...
Our children... "Mom!"
- Our burial spots... - How you doing?
I even hired a band!
No, no. Not yet!
Are you crazy? We only had one day
It lasted for 14 minutes.
Yes, but i felt it like 20.
I can't... a ring ? I mean i like the ring but..no i can't
- No! You are sticky! - How can I be sticky?
And by the way , you look no thing like your profile picture
" Franthen " you must stop dating outside your species.
We can solve this! Is this about the bikini?
I did not know it was poison ivy.
Franny, help me! Somebody help me!
It's the eyes that hurt or my soul?
Eyes, definitely.
- Women. - Yea women.
- What about them ? - I do not understand them.
Ellie, for example...
Life is great with her. No surprises, nothing ever changes
But today she giggled.
Did "Shira" ever giggled?
Do not eat me, please!
" Shira " is not a big giggler
But Ellie giggled and then she waggled.
Don't ever do that again
I've no idea why she is acting so weird
- Women. - Women.
Women.
- Hello - Speaking of weird...
Is anybody there?
Marco? Polo?
Hi, Manny!
- Your breath is awful - What happened to you?
No, Every thing is great, fabulous
Let me guess... She broke up with you.
What is wrong with me ?
Everybody has somebody
And all i got is my pretty face and this Mexican band.
So Itchy
Come on , let's get you cleaned up
GRAVITY: 0
GRAVITY: 57.29
I just wanted a true love!
Is that too musch to ask ?
Why is it so quiet ?
Because the world is in mourning for my loss!
Ellie? Betshez?
Where is everyone?
Surprise!
Happy anniversary, honey!
Anniversary?
Oh No , That's the thing
- Ok , now it's your turn. - We want to see your gift.
Manny! Manny! Manny!
Manny! Manny!
Of course, of course.
How about another hairstyle for Ellie?
He forgot.
I feel so bad for Elie
Ellie, I...
He didn't forget. That's how big Manny's love for her.
- Nice save with the light show - Nice save with the light show
- Wait, you didn't do this ? - Wait, you didn't do this ?
- Then , Who did ? - Then , Who did ?
Manny, honey.
I was so afraid that you forgot
But you lit up the sky for me.
- How you do it? - Well...
A magician never reveals secrets.
Thank you.
I keep picture our kid in there
He will be the best one
- I think you mean "she". - "He".
But we talked about this. The children are afraid of us.
Yeah, but why?
- Are they going to eat us? - Hi Kids!
Help!
I even smiled this time.
Well dad Best present ever
You sir an education in matrimonial excellence.
I'm really going to miss you guys when we leave.
Actually, I've not told them yet
- Surprise... - You're leaving?
I thought you guys going to live with us in the first couple years
I know, but Julian and I want to go to Roma for a while.
- Roma? - Travel, explore, see the world.
No plan is the best plan. It's my philosophy.
- Fruit? - That is not a plan,
Or a philosophy or very safe.
Dad, we are young.
We 'll Think safety when we are old.
Like you and mom
- I think... - Excuse me!
- It's a familly discussion. - But I'm not part of it?
Not yet.
Is that looks like a problem to you ?
A fireball coming toward us?
Why would it be a problem?
What if you hit your head and have amnesia?
- Manny, we have a problem. - Not now. I have a problem.
- This is one a little bigger. - I don't think so.
- Manny! - What?
- Manny? - The party's over, everybody.
Have a good night and leave right now!
What you talking about ? The party just get started.
This came kind of sleepy.
Everybody should go away... and possibly get cover
What is got in to you ?
Look! There is more coming!
Meteor shower!
- Meteors? - Shower?
Manny's love is killing us!
I suppose this is all part of your magic show for me.
- Abracadabra. - Can you guys do this later?
Come on , We need to take cover
- I'm on fire! - Me too!
We sparkle hot , baby
- They are coming. - These are ours.
Are you okeyl? How many meteors did you see?
- Tree. - Three?
No, tree!
Everybody , Jumb
Get in the cave!
Quick!
It's okey, sweethart. Dad's...
It sounds like it's slowing down
Yup , it's definitely over
Except for that one
We might want to think about moving to underground for a while
Look is that ,I got an egg
How many eggs have you caught, little brother ?
Do we have to steal other creature's eggs? Can we just be vegen?
Sure We can be vegan.
Son, I sometimes wonder how you stuck in this family.
Figaro, Figaro, Figaro!
I'll be with you in a minute! I've to rinse and repeat.
That Weasel is such a buzzkill
- Let's go, kids! - Do not worry, ma'am!
I'll catch the crew that stole your egg.
I have a plan! Forged under the eye patch.
A mother cries, A maiden is in trouble
Forbidden intruders made a mess
Why I feel a lack of respect for what is precious and dear
I am the invaluable protector of this lost world
But my friends call me Buck
Well played, guys!
I have a message:
For who is not welcome, return what he has stolen.
Go back to where you came from."
I'm the best, do not hate me
You can be jurassic, but I'm fantastic!
Figaro!
I love that part.
Running, scale, rotate, smiling, jumping, swimming, run,
Slide, glide, surviving is what I do before lunch
Testifying, deny the danger Look, I'm flying
Do not think that I'm mad You only live once!
Do not need to thank me but if you insist, okay
I won't resist , Who smells like fish?
I'dont see him but.....
Class dis...
Missed!
Goodbye!
Here you go, ma'am.
Go! I'll distract them.
That was fun!
Same time ,same place next week? Bye-bye!
Congratulations, weasel.
You just signed your death warrant
Weasel in my way with that one
What is that all light in the sky?
Who puts a rock in the middle of the jungle?
Oh , god
What is this place?
Hello?
- Hello, mammoth! - Hi, Buck!
Hello!
Bye, Buck!
Give a little help?
Right on the spleen
Completely useless, but it hurts too much.
Buck, welcome back, buddy.
Wait. It is this thing that understands dinosaurs?
And an expert salsa dancer.
I have only one eye, but all the original teeth.
- Whould you like to count them? - No, thank you.
And this must be "Nictorine"
- " Betshez" - Semantics, dear. What an honor!
Sweetl eyepatch. Like gangster!
- Thank you. I like this kid. - Buck
- What are you doing here? - Well, I... What?
I'm trying!
But how you tell someone that he is doomed?
He stumbled
We are not doomed. It was just a meteor shower.
- And it's over. - On the contrary!
It was just the beginning!
I found a prophecy.
Do you mind ?
He always spoils the fun at everything, is not he?
Fun spoiler
I read this tablet front to back
And the story it tells is very disturbing.
Every about 100,000 years, there is a cosmic event in the world.
Before dinosaurs, there were crap little things .
So, on top of that mountain, an asteroid hit.
Bye-bye! Then dinosaurs, top of the mountain, asteroid.
Bye-bye!
And coming up next, mammoth, mountain top, asteroid.
Bye-bye.
- Stupid Mammoths. - That's us.
There she is!
The largest of the asteroids are coming our way!
Even underground we will not save us this time.
That was not there before. Look what is it doing in the sky.
Do not worry! Because I got a plan!
Really ? To stop an asteroid?
The last two asteroids
Fell exactly in the same spot.
And it will happen again.
We need to go there and see what attracts the asteroid.
Once we know why it is coming
We will find out how to send it to another place.
This plan is so stupid that i wish it had a face i can smash!
Let me get this straight.
instead of running away from a deadly asteroid
You want us to run directly towards it ?
I know it sounds sub optimistic , but the good news
It is that it will kill us anyway.
Well that's reassuring
ok , but even if we get to the crash side
How we suppose to change what is literally written in stone?
My skeptical friend, the dinosaurs went extinct,
But some escaped.
They changed their destiny and we can change ours too.
Who's with me?
So, What do you think?
I honestly think he's right.
No! Do not listen to the weasel. He's crazy.
Sorry. I love to play the devil's advocate.
And looking fabulous
Buck has saved us before, right?
- But what if he can't this time? - I do not know what to believe.
But I fear that our lives will over before it begins.
All right. I guess we are in.
Crash and Eddie reporting for duty!
Duty.
Excellent! And the joke was good.
But we'd better go soon because the time to impact
Is 2 days, 4 hours, 1 minute and 16 seconds.
15 seconds... 14 seconds...
- 13... - I think we get it.
I think all get it.
We look so cool !
What is this stuff?
Where is he? When I finish that weasel,
He will need two eye patches!
I admire your bloodlust, Gertie, but you heard:
An asteroid is coming.
This changes some things.
Holy, It's freezing up here!
Have parties tucking elsewhere.
Could you stop acting like a parakeet?
It's a good thing that you got your mother's eyes,
Or you would be totally useless.
That hurt.
What do you see?
Nothing...
Deadly asteroide coming towards Earth...
Wait! There he is.
That's too bad. He is far away.
How you reach far away by flying.?
Well... Let's go home.
We will not go back! Before that weasel appears,
Our family lived honestly stealing eggs.
"I lived honestly," "stealing"...
A bit ironic, do not you think?
Also, why kill the weasel
If the asteroid is going to kill us?
You look so good, but has almost no vision...
If we prevent the weasel and his friends
Of diverting the asteroid...
It kills the weasel and eveyone else
While we fly safety above it all.
It will be our paradise!
That does not seem very plausible.
From a scientific view.
All right. It's a great plan! Overwhelming!
One of the best sold plans I've ever heard!
That's better.
Now let us ensure that this asteroid hits.
Why we do not fear the apocalypse like a normal family?
What are you doing, Buck?
Old Stones leave traces.
Where we were... and where we go.
However... this is a turd.
Julian...
I want you to know that if we do not make it,
If you never get married...
You were the only one for me.
Hey , Come on... Of course we will make it.
And we will get married.
But perhaps the universe telling us we won't.
You are going to let a little tiny asteroidezinho 300 miles away
End your plans?
How to think about a future that we may not have one ?
We will stop this thing, And you will get marry and boom!
"Bum", not Forget i said "bum".
I know! I can plan your wedding!
It will take your minds instead of end of the world stuff.
In fact, we did not want to plan anything.
- A wedding without exaggeration. - What?
Betshez, can not improvise the best day of your life.
You the handle, the cherishes
And drowns in good things.
Let's start with your hair.
Hairstyle with bun, traditional.
Or hairstyle with fishtail braid.
Flirtatious
But may be a little trashy.
And musty
Today, Ed is using daisies.
Already Crash uses elegant Ivies highlight the calf.
We need a seating chart!
The table of singles, children,
Of strange relatives, stinking...
Look at him.
Who walks like that?
"Look at me, I'm Julian."
"Forget the asteroid and give me a hug, brother."
See that beautiful bird.
It's really a beautiful bird. Good eyes, Manny.
The sky is literally falling
And she thinks to let go around
With Mr. Prancing No Plans.
- Stop picking on him - Come on , Ellie
- You are not still mad of me, are you? - No, I'm not.
That's not how I want to spend our last days together.
But if we somehow survive from this killer stone
- Get ready. - Then we lose our daughter.
I have thought of that too.
- What if... - I know!
Let's destroy the relationship!
So she need never leave
And will remain our little girl forever!
No, you sociopath!
What if we can convince them to stay close to us?
That's better. I liked it. But how?
The way we always get her do what we want
We make her think it is her idea.
You sneaky resourceful
Let's just hope we have not lost our touch.
Found it
Re-hope mammoth
A small preview of asteroid that's coming.
A space rock.
Fresh, straight from the cosmos.
I feel like iron, carbon...
And nickel .
- The space has loneliness of taste. - Look! I found another.
Me too
Your are attracted to me.
No, you are attracted to me.
We are too attractive!
Great. We have something to play with until our final hours.
You missing the point, tiger. They are magnets.
What if these stones are magnetic...
The asteroid as well.
This can only mean one thing!
And that would be what?
Allow me.
- Where are we? - You're in my brain.
It's a little cold.
Gentlemen, here's what we know.
Space, magnetic stones. Asteroide, magnetic as well.
Wonderful astrophysicist Neil deBuck Weasel!
He knows the cosmos!
Consequently,
The impact site contains these stones
That attract the asteroid.
Buck Pythagoras. He is understanding.
And if we use the magnets to attract the asteroid
Elsewhere other than Earth?
Theoretically speaking,
To launch space enough stones
They attract the asteroid, of course.
Thus saving the world
So we just need to go to the crash site
And launch some punch of rocks in space.
- This is easy, is not it? - Oh yea, it sounds like a real piece of cake.
That's progress.
Now we know exactly what we did not know.
Come on, mammoth!
This track will take us directly to the crash site.
All right, kids.
Let's have some fun.
Ok , everyone. Follow the track.
Never leave the track.
Ok , everyone Leave the track
Into the forest. Fast!
But you just said...
You know I'm crazy. Come on!
I love the shade, don't you?
Well played , weasel
Stay sharp, kids! They can not hide forever.
Buck,You have any suggestions to cross the river?
Let's see if the tablet of wisdom will guide us.
Let my mammoth pass!
This will never work.
The ancients granted a safe passage.
Sweet !
The air feels... strange.
Diego?
What?
Finally, we have super powers!
Ladies and gentlemen, we walk into an electrical storm .
I suggest staying away from trees.
Of course! No problem. It's not like we are in a forest.
Mother Nature is in a bad mood lately.
Good thing we all are here to help each other
As I always say: "Stay close, stay alive!"
There they are Right out in the open
- How stupid can you be? - Come on, kids. Dive!
Everyone ,Try not generate any source of friction.
No friction. Got it!
Beauty! What is friction ?
No, no.
Come on! Let's get out of here!
- Harry, Granny! - Do not harry me!
I have been struck by lightning more often...
- Grandma! - Than you have eaten breakfast!
Betshez !
Julian! Do not move!
I have an idea!
I'm coming, sweethart!
- Why do not you helping her? - Wait, Manny! She...
- What are you doing guys? - Helping?
What is not helping look like ?
Detonators !
Manny, get ready to run!
Come on!
Everybody make it ?
Shira, Manny, Crash, Eddie, Ellie, Grandma...
- Damn! I'm out of fingers! - Buck! Where's Buck?
We have a...
A baby! There's a baby in there!
Buck, wait! It's too dangerous!
- He's gone. - I can not believe.
I do not know how we will go on without you, Buck.
Alright , Let's go
It's Buck!
I got you, do not worry, I got you.
Here you are
Say hi, everyone!
Is not she beautiful?
How does he know it is "She"?
Such a good baby
Just to be clear, that's a pumpkin, right?
It is jaundiced, but it will be fine.
Go, yes!
I think I'll call... Bronwyn!
Friend, we have to save the world while it still exists.
You're right, mammoth!
Who wants to save the world from an asteroid?
Mammoth! Let's stop here for the night.
Stop? And the end of the world because of the asteroid?
It still a day off, as my grandfather used to said,
"Red sky at night, sailors delight.
Purple sky at night, who took my foot cream I need it!"
Grandpa was a confused and angry weasel.
You are so funny, J.
Stop! You are funny.
Take it easy , my brother from a tiger mother
See you tomorrow , J.
- What was that? - What was what?
It's a nice way to say goodbye. Julian taught me.
I'm glad that the apocalypse is bringing you together.
He's a good kid. I like his philosophy.
Give him a chance, try to approach.
Fire Fire
I'm on fire!
Approaching! What a good idea!
Oh right, I get it!
You take Julian, I have an idea for Betshez.
- Little Brother! - Big Brother! You heard the buzz?
Okay, instead, how about a game before bed?
I do not believe! Do you want to play with me?
How much honor thousand times? No! Times a million?
Whatever the result, it is how honored i am.
- So that's a "yes"? - Yes, it's a "yes."
It's a big "yes", type "yes" with various "M".
Yessssssss!
Great! See you on the ice!
Happy?
Oh boy
So I think you're ready to live alone?
I will not be alone. I have Julian.
Of course, but with asteroids flying
You have no home and no one to support her.
Do you think that you will be ready for... this ?
I am a little baby!
Imagine standing in the forest, looking for food
And your baby gets sick. What do you do?
No! Swing will make it worse!
Oh no! Now your other baby
Scratched knee and is a stuffy nose.
- Mom carries me! - Your babies are crying!
You have no food and meets an angry beast!
I am an angry beast! Who will give me a baby?
And there's an arsonist on the loose!
How to take care of all this without our help?
Betshez out
Well, that's the easy stuff.
There is a lot more we still need to cover!
The baby pooped...
I am faithful actor. I really need to be changed.
So close
These pucks are fast.
Just watch the puck all the way to the stick
I did it!
Too bad you and Betshez are moving away
If you stay , We can do this all the time
Ok Summer the heat
I'm like a hockey ninja.
Betshez
It's look like you got a new hockey partner to replace your dad
Oh No
Julian!
Is that such a mystery why he want to move far away?
I didn't mean to do it
It's not my fault if he has no reflexes.
Why you could do that to him? I thought you liked Julian!
- I do like Julian - But you don't act like one
When you look at him all you see an obstacle, or worse, a target!
But I see a sweet guy,
Who tries his best to impress you
- Betshez... - No! Both of you just stop!
If we survive, I still getting marry and I still leaving home,
Whether you happy for me or not.
Do not give me that look! She said "Both".
That means you too
And this when asteroid returned all the way home.
Because Dad and his friends saved the world.
Sweet dreams, little one
Lucky pumpkin. It must be nice to have a loving father.
Okey , here we go you can do this, Roger.
Yea ,Kidnapping!
Look I'm sorry! Not me, I would never do something like that.
It's my father, he's crazy!
I can't believe he pull it off
- Well, fool! - Thanks Dad.
That nothing I can done the same thing .
Well...
It looks like you will not stop that asteroid, are you , weasel?
That's not the weasel! It's...
I do not know what that is.
- It's my time, angel? - Time for what?
I'm coming to light!
I can not wait to see all my dead relatives that I hate.
Get off me!
- Help your sister! - But Dad...
A demon, angel!
Miss with granny , you will hit on your but
And that's how it's done.
Hello? Angel? I'm in heaven?
This is so dark and wet.
No, no, I can still see the light.
I'll save you!
Hello!
Oh Well , probably for the best
- Probably. - Definitely.
No!
My God, Buck, what have you done?
Okay, mammoth, Time to get moving
Let's not get late on this, but yes I read the tablet wrong
And the asteroid is a lot closer.
- No... - Wait, where's Granny?
- Granny? Granny? - Maybe she went off.
Maybe she got hit in the head with a puck.
may be she have been kidnapped by giants dromaeosaurs
While seeking revenage on me
All good theories , but I'll go with the puck.
So all this time we were chased by giant dinosaur birds?
Only three. I didn't want to damage your morale.
Right because before that our journey was pleasant.
Wait a second. I smell it.
Come on!
Mammoth, we have made it!
The crash site!
That must be what remains of the ancient asteroid.
- Buck? - Your space rocks!
We can divert the asteroid with a magnet that size!
That thing is enormous!
- It's massaive, it's... - Can be impossible to get off the ground!
It is entirly possible...
In a way we don't know about yet.
- But what about the dino birds? - And what about Granny?
Nothing.
I'm sorry, Sid.
Granny... My sweet and mischievous granny...
Why it always you had to go first?
Why?
I can still hear her sweet shrill voice ,
Speaking from after life.
- Granny's alive! - And she is in a trouble!
- Granny? - Granny?
Is she okay?
I'm not sure...
- Get your hands off of my granny! - You do it and you won't get tip.
Making this beautiful lady happy is all the payment I need.
- See? Rabbit gets his payment! - Granny?
There is a bunny living in the asteroid?
- I did not see that coming. - Wait until you see this.
- This is crazy!
Do you thing they know that they are living in a magnetic bonsai?
It does not like that the apocalypse is going on here.
I cant not believe!
Visitors We never had visitors!
Somebody pinch me! Or should I pinch you?
Wait! I will pinch both of us.
Did I hit my head? What's happening here?
I hope it's not a...
Dream.
- This guy? Oh really? - Whatever.
Hello, handsome. I'm Brooke.
What bone structure well formed...
Such a strong jaw.
I'm getting butterflies.
I'm getting Nausea.
I'm sorry to interrupt this weird love connection, but we are in a hurry.
If we do not do something soon, that asteroid will destroy everything.
It seems urgent.
- It is better to take you to him. - Who? your leader?
He is our everything
- He sees all. - He knows all.
And it smells wonderful.
Okay, okay, it sounds great.
- Let's go! - Brilliant! Right this way.
Please keep your arms and legs
Inside the vehicle all the time
But let your mind wander freely
In Geotopia.
I have a good feeling about this! Maybe they can help us.
She said he knows all and all is a lot!
Here he is.
The master of meditation, the supreme serene
The four times heavy weight champion of the world!
Is that a Lama?
I hate lamas! They spit and stink.
- So do she. - So do we!
Greetings mammals.
The Shangri Lama will see you...
- Now! - How wonderful!
- So where is he? - He is here! Talking to you.
Got it! He is a ventriloquist and you are the dummy.
- No, you're the dummy. - No, you 're the dummy
- No, you 're the dummy. - It is the guy who is going to save us?
Look to it, who is the dummy.
Disgusting! Loved it.
New topic: we are all about to die!
This is not good. Stress kills.
Let's relax muscles and open our minds.
Dog position!
Seriously?
I'll wait. I have all the time in the world.
In fact, you do not have. None of us have.
See that thing in the sky?
That bright light that gets bigger every minute?
What about it? It seems fine to me.
With all your respect your twistedness, that is an asteroid.
Is magnetically attracted to this place And it heading striaght towards us.
He must desire our magnetic crystals.
Who can blame him? They are beautiful.
Did you know they can rejuvenate you?
I have over 400 years.
- This is not possible. - Sure it is. I have 326 years!
You do not seem to have more than 275 years.
We are young, happy, safe and always will be.
Thanks to Geotopia!
It's lovely!
Now let's find a way to launch it into space.
Wait,You want to destroy our home?
It will be destroyed either way.
But if we can put the crystals in the atmosphere
We can change the path of the asteroid and save everyone.
What are you going to say?
Caterpillar!
So is that a yes or...
You are very tense in the bottoms.
- Shangri Lama, as we... - Chicken!
Jelly! Mashed potatoes!
Your flexibility is envy.
But we are going to launch these crystals?
You can't ,It's impossible.
I'm exhausted.
It was great to meet them.
Feel free to stay or whatever.
That's it. He was our last hope.
- We're doomed. - We only had a free yoga class.
On that subject... could you help me , please?
My nose is dangerously close to my butt.
Sid, why you have two tails?
I'm here too!
Do not cry, look on the bright side!
We can see our lives flash before rise.
That means...
I can fall in love with you all over again.
Only you can make the end of the world look good.
We did a good job by raising her. It's stronger than we know.
2 days,I would give anything to keep her with us.
Now I'd give anything to see her get married and leave home.
Playing with her children, dancing with her husband...
Yelling if they forget our anniversary.
It was good, was not it? Our life.
- You, me and Betshez. - The best.
Brooke, you're so pretty.
You take my breath away
I bet you say that to all.
I try but they usually run away too fast.
You're such a romantic.
I know it will sound super strange,
But Will you be my mate for life ?
I do not know what to say. We met only for12 min ago.
Why did it take you so long?
Yes! This is the best last day on earth ever!
I need a diamond! Where I'll find a...
Perfect!
No, Sid, sweety! Do not do that!
Bullshit. I just want the best for my only...
True... love.
- Ops! - No!
simple primitive
You 're talking to her or me?
That wall was the only thing that keep us young, Now we all doomed
Doomed
And now I think I've a fever. Thank you, idiot!
Hey easy, Lama! This is the jerk of my dreams.
- He did not mean it. - "He did not mean it." how cares?
So much serenity.
300 years of peace and harmony broken by a colossal
Awesome and ridiculously stupid laziness!
- Brooke. - Wow, you got old.
Whatever we had is over.
That's What happened when you date someone younger.
- I'm sorry, mr Lama. - Sorry? Sorry?
It does not fix anything , does it? Your...
I need a bath or a massage.
Who knows acupuncture?
I have to release my anger. Get out!
I've concealed it for too long
I want hit something.
That's it! Stored energy!
The most powerful device of proportion right here.
What? The Spits here?
The volcano! That is our magnet launcher!
We just need to seal steam vents around it.
- This plan is crazy. - You are a crazy plan.
- This does not make sense. - You are a professor of logic?
Teacher Knows Best Kitten University Tigers?
You see? Enough pressure leads to an explostion!
- And you call yourself a professor. - Come on
We need to put all the crystals on the volcano now!
What? No!
I will give them my crystals. We need them to build up our sanctuary.
Let me remind you that Geotopia is not yours to keep.
- No , You may not! - It came from the sky.
- Now it's time to give it back. - It is not!
It is, yes, your boboca.
Change is not easy, but it's part of life.
It's time for us to accept it again
- Whether you like it or not. - Not!
Listen, Lama. I'll hit your butt.
Come with us or wriggle to turn a pretzel
And get out of our way!
Come on, everybody! Take each crystal you can find.
And remember to get up doing leg strength.
Too late.
Listen well, planetary Defense team, step 1:
Use pressure inside the volcano by closing the vents.
No steam can escape
If there is a leak, the pressure is weak.
Step 2:
Put larger crystals inside the volcano.
They should be released in the sky, changing the direction of the asteroid.
, oh there! The asteroid will get screwed!
- #Asteroide! - #What does that mean?
- # I don't know but it sunds good. - #Too!
#I started to get sick of it.
That's it, friends! Throw in there.
Each crystal counts.
Good news, everyone. We are 6 min early!
Someone up there likes us.
Bad news! Somebody up there does not like us.
We are 6 min late!
Double time, everyone! We need that big crystal!
Hey, bro-dad
- We have company! - I'll make sponge cake.
Steady. Steady.
Sorry about that. I am really conflicted right now.
That's what i like, Roger. Now ,Finish him!
Wait. You do not you understand! Do you see that?
If the asteroid hits us, we will die.
"If the asteroid hits us, we will die."
That's were you wrong
See , when you and mammls run for your lifes We will be high in the sky
Flying above it all
It's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
We will be as safe as those little birds.
Lucky shot
Very lucky shot?
I knew it! I was right! There is no paradise!
What? I am too young to be extincted
She gets it, Now please we don't have enough time
What are you waiting for? Kill him!
No, Dad! I will not let you!
You know what I love in our family?
We're alive!
There are more important things your pride now.
If you care about us, you should not kill him.
You should help you, dad.
Dad, I hate to say it, but my freaky little brother is right.
As a father, I will work with my worest enemy
To ensure a bright future for my little one
The reinforcements have arrived!
Alright, Roger! Lead the way!
So that's the sound when approve of what we do.
Come on, Dinosaurs! Use the Jurassic super strength!
Watch out , kids!
The weasel has landed.
I will push it in Go to Betshez and Ellie.
No! I'm not leaving you!
We will do this together!
Mom, where are they?
Ellie, we have to take everyone out of the volcano!
- I'm out of cake, but I got salami! - Faster! Faster!
- I'm out of cake, but I got salami - Granny, come on!
This is not working!
Hot air in pipes
Manny, I have a plan.
We have to let the crystal go.
You know we try to put it on the volcano, right?
Manny, The only thing I want is a life with Betshez
And to prove myself to you.
Okay, two things. I want two things.
Do you really think I'll waste the only chance I have left?
- Okey! Let's go! - On my count!
One, two, three!
What are they doing?
Did it work?
Yes! I take back everything I said about you!
Wait. What?
Let's get out of here!
- What happened? - It is the silence before the craziness?
Eddie!
We did it!
- In your face, space rock! - Yea baby!
Not in the mouth,
Get out, idiot stone! We got the time!
- All right! - That's it!
Bring it in , bro-son! Welcome to the family!
And you, you Coconut.
I never doubt you again.
See? Dad is always right.
Remember that when you are older.
You Can not even come with us?
Sidney, I wish i could.
But we both know this is for the best.
You got your whole life in front of you.
Besides, I 've granny as a company
You stay too?
Are you kidding? This place is great!
Tonight, the big talent show and tomorrow, the naked bingo.
You come, Gladys? I will not be younger!
- What? I can't hear you! - What? I can't hear you!
- What?
You'll always be my one true love.
Take.
Hold on!
It is just like you.
Now we'll be together forever!
- Goodbye, handsome! - Bye, Sidney!
- Need more fiber. - He is right.
Shangri Lama is back on top , baby!
Gladys?
Hello, Teddy.
Hot tub just become hotter.
Fantastic! It is a source of never getting old!
We can discuss the name later
Where's the bride? Why i don't have the bride?
Because You talking into crease.
- Mom, I can't talk I'm at a wedding. - What did you mean you cant talking ?
Excuse me.
It is true that saved the world from an asteroid?
It is a very scary story.
- You think you can handle it? - Yeah
- How scary? - Well, we were...
It was almost midnight.
We fought against volcanoes, dromaeosaurs and the end of the world.
And zombies, do not forget the zombies.
You know , we would be great parents.
So I...
I do not know... What will I do?
Honey, listen to me. This is normal.
Okey? Everyone gets nervous.
- What's going on? - It just I can not go.
How can I go? I do not want to leave you , guys.
Do you remember the first time you play hockey?
You was so afraid to get on the ice because it was slippery.
Remember how I hold you up when you started skating?
And when I knew you are ready I let you go
Dad...
I know you're ready. Now , You have to let it go
I always knew that someone special would combine with you.
And you find him , just like what I imagine him
It's your time! See the world, Chase your dreams!
And whenever you decide to come back, we will be here. Ok?
Okey
I do
Absolutely!
- Sid! - Brooke!
This amazing!
You are young again and somehow I still single !
I think that the universe smiles on us!
I have so many questions for you!
What happened? How did you find me? Have you tasted the shrimp?
Close this delicious little mouth and just listen to me.
This dedicated to the man of my dreams
That guy? Oh really?
Sid...
Sid, baby...
You make me so happy
I never thought I would survive and come up here
I never thought I'd see the day in which we would be together
There is nothing like
You! You make me happy
You make me laugh
You make my world a better place
My star, my star You shine in my heart
My guys and I stayed together like glue
We dance
We shine Throw your hands in the blue sky
I never thought to say this, but you did a great job on the wedding.
- I owe a big time . - You sure do. Here is my bill.
- What? - The bride's father pays for the wedding.
It is a tradition I just invented it.
Wait, how ridiculous! Look what you demand for flowers!
- Flowers are not cheap! - No, they're free!
We are in a forest! This bill is absurd!
Mars, the Red Planet.
Cold, dry, uninhabitable.
But billions and billions of years ago
Mars look like this
There were lakes, rivers, oceans...
The perfect conditions for life.
So... what happened?
Why life could not be established?
Where did the water go?
We may never know.
Translated By MT